Saturday, February 7, 2009

global warming

I'm not a huge fanatic believer in it, but I don't think nothing is going on. Maybe it's natural, maybe it's we humans and our craploads of pollution, maybe it's both (which is what I think).

I also dislike Al Gore and his biased film especially because he is a huge hypocrite--I mean come ON, who makes a stupid CONCERT for "global warming awareness" (if you have a TV I'm pretty darn sure you've heard a bit about global warming) which has each band have their own PRIVATE JET and then not to mention all the bloody lights they're using. But that's another story.

Global warming: I don't care whether you believe in it or not, it doesn't MATTER.
People should know "hey, this atmosphere sucks, obviously dumping carbon dioxide in the air can't be good for animal life forms including us, maybe we should find a more efficient way of doing things!"

Have you ever gone to one of those places that don't have any suburbs at all, like it's citycitycity, some small towns and then there's just nothing? It's so weird, one hour you're turning up your air conditioning in your car so you don't have to inhale all that crap and the next you can actually see the sky.


Weird thing is, there's this big ugly cloud of smog over parts of India and China that kills over 100,000 people a year, but if it went away right now then the entire global temperature would raise about 2 degrees, which doesn't sound like a big deal but it really is.
We should send some sort of super-light-reflecting particles into space to start revolving around our planet, or somehow make an artificial ring that revolves around Earth in a way so that the ring actually shifts around, so maybe if that ugly smog cloud was gotten rid of we wouldn't worry about temperatures rising much.

I just wish people would shut up about global warming and stop arguing and start finding more ways to recycle more things, how to keep our air and water clean and the ecosystem intact in the best way possible.

On that note, we should genetically engineer some super-garbage-devouring bacteria and send the little buggers off to the land fills in massive quantities to eat everything. And we should get rid of all the cows, because even though I love steak just as much as the next meat-eating human, those things fart too much and produce too much freaking methane. They can go. (Don't worry about your fast food hamburger crap either, only about 2% of that stuff is real, so no loss there).

Either that, or we go get Chuck Norris and have him roundhouse kick Earth a couple miles away from the sun.




Edit: harumph harumph evidently we are supposed to do an overview of the past 2 weeks or something..?
Yeah nothing interesting happening over here. I went to see the school play of Grease. Funny when the dude got pantsed and his boxers fell down too ahahahhaaha. Luckily he was wearing boxers under those boxers. Oh man and good thing too. Made me crack up. Poor dude.
Nah I can't think of anything else. I don't lead a very exciting or dynamic life and I'm a pretty uninteresting person myself so let's leave that at that.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

those are some interesting points you bring up about Al Gore. Personally, I'm pretty ok with his video (if we ignore his hypocrisy) because it works to educate America about rising temperatures. That way, whether or not someone thinks it's our fault, they might recognize that there is something we can do about it.